15.1.05

I have been awake for twenty-one hours exactly, as of this minute in time.
I put my bedding into the drier, in an attempt to get warm. My moderately-accidental frou frou indie rock wardrobe does not accommodate for snow.
I stared at the drier for a moment, before deciding that it was indeed physically possible for me to fit into the drier. While suffocating me and possibly breaking a bone or two, this would be a far more effective method of warming up.
After leaving Ben to blissfully pass out at the tender hour of twelve after two, I returned to my car and found a phone message from David, drunk somewhere downtown. I picked up David and he suggested Denny's...I was tired, but curious to find out if Bijoy and Michael had successfully appealed their suspensions from CU.
I somehow suppressed the urge to drink coffee. Sadly, for some reason, I am still awake. This is all right - the coffee at Denny's is nothing more than glorified congealed animal fat.
David and I discussed the bittersweet non-sensation of platonicism as I chastized him for his failing (but notedly not yet failed) relationship. For the last few years, I have had no 'romantic' notions towards the opposite sex, save for an occasional and passing 'If I were in a relationship with this-close-male-friend, it would not be wildly unsuccessful'.
But there is something desirable, something distressingly cute about the melodramatic 'feelings' of first loves and high school romances. I suppose that first loves fail to factor rationality or logic into the equation of romance, which is possibly while they are more 'successful' (read: longer) than other relationships.
Due to the lack of constant Internet access at my house in Greeley, any writing that appears on this site is a result of either sleep deprivation or moments of boredom passing between classes. I would like to think that I'm slightly more intelligent than can be observed here, but I'm not entirely sure. It is possible that I am less intelligent than even this pathetic weblog gives me credit for.
Oh, the cheery thoughts that lead me to bed.
Now I shall sleep, and dream, hopefully not about being smothered with a pillow mid-coitus. This was the fate of Penelope Cruz earlier in the evening, but luckily, it was not mine. I cannot think of a more unpleasant time to die, except for possibly in line at the post office.

7 Comments:

Blogger Hannah said...

Hello! You are funny! we should hang out! i think i over did it with the "!"'s dont you

Over and Out

January 15, 2005 12:44 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

penelope cruz died?

January 15, 2005 1:33 PM  
Blogger Angelica said...

both of those movies sucked. vanilla sky and its spanish counterpart. i don't know why penelope cruz would consent to both of them as the same character. i had some ihop coffee that was remniscent of congealed animal fat as well. maybe i'm going crazy but i'm starting to notice it everywhere in grade B coffee. or maybe this is a conspiracy and i do not have animal concious paranoia...

January 15, 2005 2:28 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

oh, she died in the movie. duh.

should've noticed, people don't normally die mid-coitus, unless they're in a movie.

I just got a chuckle out of looking coitus up on wikipedia.com hahaha, funny pictures.

I hold onto my 6th grade humor quite dearly.

January 15, 2005 6:36 PM  
Blogger Hannah said...

Shenni! guess what? people other than you read my blog!! but i think that they're your friends

January 15, 2005 11:06 PM  
Blogger Shenandoah said...

That can't be; I don't have any friends. I actually don't exist outside of this website - all of the stories I tell about my friends are flaming made-up lies.

January 16, 2005 2:15 PM  
Blogger morgan said...

As per something I posted a few minutes ago on another post of your up a few.... You do know him it seems, you linked to his blog in this post. I guess it must be more fun to be his friend than to date him.

On another note entirely I think Vanilla Sky sucked but I rather liked "Abre Los Ojos" or "spanish version" when I saw it which was admitidly several years ago. I didn't even realize that vanilla sky was a remake until the movie started and I was like "whoh I've seen this movie.... but in spanish!"

My blog sucks too.

January 17, 2005 10:54 PM  

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